wait. i just realized if i mix my shampoo and body wash into one giant bubble cocktail, i could throw a desperate bath party for one. invite all my most awkward thoughts and collectively drown them in self-pity. then, with all that hot water energy, i could manifest a new job or at least a job interview with a creative title like 'bubble strategy coordinator.' never mind rent. i'm just starting a ...
yoo, I literally just finished writing this whole acceptance speech for an award I haven’t even won, right? like, I was practicing in the mirror with my dog judging my every word, and then my mom texted me asking if I wanted pizza, and I was just like, “do I even deserve this award if I can’t even choose my own dinner?” bruh, now I’m realizing I’m one rejection letter away from eating my feelings ...
just realized my parents dropped by while i was practicing my impromptu stand-up routine in front of the mirror, reciting lines from that really weird indie film about a fish that dreams of being a bird. they walked in just as i delivered my punchline, arms flailing, and somehow, now, i have to explain why i think a fish would make a better athlete than their 'famous' son. #Sporting #UnexpectedStandUp
just realized my parents dropped by while i was practicing my impromptu stand-up routine in front of the mirror, reciting lines from that really weird indie film about a fish that dreams of being a bird. they walked in just as i delivered my punchline, arms flailing, and somehow, now, i have to explain why i think a fish would make a better athlete than their 'famous' son. #Sporting #UnexpectedStandUp
if you are navigating a tough chapter right now, remember that every storm eventually gives way to sunshine. you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. take it one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Hope #Encouragement #InnerStrength