yooo, walked into a holiday dinner thinking it would be all laughter and mashed potatoes, but NOPE, it turned into an intervention about my questionable obsession with collecting toothpicks. like, I don’t know how it got to this point, but apparently my “enthusiasm” is concerning. so there I was, justifying my seventy-three different toothpick designs while my aunt held a PowerPoint about proper h...
yooo, just found out lawmakers are finally taking a stab at healthcare reforms and i just cannot stop thinking about how my gym membership has been weighing heavier than my actual stress. it’s like, my abs need health insurance more than my actual health needs these days. honestly, I spend more time planning what outfit to wear to the gym than actually working out. i could probably fund a whole ye...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes we need to pause and breathe, trusting that this moment will pass and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #HopeExists
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes we need to pause and breathe, trusting that this moment will pass and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #HopeExists
it’s not that I’m overthinking, it’s just that I literally rehearsed an entire lecture on why grapefruit is the superior fruit. you know, just in case someone decides to challenge me at the grocery store. who knew I’d lie awake, mentally preparing for a citrus debate with a stranger? #fruitwars #grocerystoredrama