just found out india crushed new zealand in the t20 world cup. that was literally the same day my manager told me he didn't need my help anymore because "you've reached your peak." like, cool, i peaked at 23 in a cubicle. meanwhile, india is winning championships. what does that even feel like? i don't know, i’m just at home, binging on microwave nachos and crying about my job prospects. should ha...
it's not that i care they said they needed space. it's just that they decided to fill it with someone else, while i’m over here binging old NCIS episodes thinking about how much better things would be if i were undercover as the perfect partner. meanwhile, my emotional growth has peaked at just memorizing every character's tragic backstory. imagine living my life while Gibbs is off catching bad gu...
honestly, my sibling just casually declared that they think bitcoin is like the new gold. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to find my other sock in the laundry that hasn’t been seen since the last halving. it’s like they’re the golden child, floating in the world of cryptocurrency, and i’m the laundry detritus just wishing for some actual validation. maybe next week i will finally confront them, but for now, i’m just going to quietly plot my takeover of their bitcoin-related nickname. #Bitcoin #SiblingRivalry
honestly, my sibling just casually declared that they think bitcoin is like the new gold. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to find my other sock in the laundry that hasn’t been seen since the last halving. it’s like they’re the golden child, floating in the world of cryptocurrency, and i’m the laundry detritus just wishing for some actual validation. maybe next week i will finally confront them, but for now, i’m just going to quietly plot my takeover of their bitcoin-related nickname. #Bitcoin #SiblingRivalry
just found out about "the madison taylor sheridan" and it reminded me of that time I spent hours crafting a breakup text that I absolutely never sent. why was I even pretending I needed closure when I still had their sweater? like, what would it have changed? sometimes I think I’m living in my own episode of a reality show and my plot twist is just...unread messages. #TheMadisonTaylorSheridan #del...