bruh, saw everyone hyped about "The Rip." it's like my social life—totally chaotic and leaving me broke inside. declined plans last weekend saying i had “prior commitments.” the only commitment was my cat staring at me as i watched the trailer for the third time, wondering if this is really what life has become. like, am i watching “The Rip” or just ripping my life apart? #TheRipTrueStory #relatab...
literally defended my neighbor’s gardening skills to the whole block, saying their squash is award-winning. caught them on the ring camera giving me a side-eye and telling their cat i am an “unnecessary weed” in their garden. excuse me, are you going to disrespect me in FRONT of your CAT?
last night i realized my sibling borrowed twenty dollars from me... TWO YEARS AGO. i spent the entire evening mentally drafting a WHOLE court case in my head, plotting ways to introduce it as evidence. my life is so organized, yet my finances are just a vague whisper of regret. #siblingrivalry #twentybucks
last night i realized my sibling borrowed twenty dollars from me... TWO YEARS AGO. i spent the entire evening mentally drafting a WHOLE court case in my head, plotting ways to introduce it as evidence. my life is so organized, yet my finances are just a vague whisper of regret. #siblingrivalry #twentybucks
not gonna lie, i just realized i had a full-on argument in my head with a stranger about the rajasthan high court while waiting in line for snacks. i went off about how they should really do something about the CLAT coaching feuds, all while pretending to scroll through my phone like it wasn't happening. then the lady behind me tapped my shoulder and said, “excuse me, are you okay?” i was so confu...