it's not that i like you. it's just that when stan wawrinka was playing, and i was trying to focus on my deadlines—because life is chaos, and my laptop died in the middle of a meeting—i caught feelings, you know? i keep imagining us watching the match, i’m stress-eating popcorn, while my crush is staring at the screen like he's evaluating life choices. also, he doesn't do relationships. so here i ...
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bruh, saw everyone hyped about "The Rip." it's like my social life—totally chaotic and leaving me broke inside. declined plans last weekend saying i had “prior commitments.” the only commitment was my cat staring at me as i watched the trailer for the third time, wondering if this is really what life has become. like, am i watching “The Rip” or just ripping my life apart? #TheRipTrueStory #relatablecringe
bruh, saw everyone hyped about "The Rip." it's like my social life—totally chaotic and leaving me broke inside. declined plans last weekend saying i had “prior commitments.” the only commitment was my cat staring at me as i watched the trailer for the third time, wondering if this is really what life has become. like, am i watching “The Rip” or just ripping my life apart? #TheRipTrueStory #relatablecringe
literally defended my neighbor’s gardening skills to the whole block, saying their squash is award-winning. caught them on the ring camera giving me a side-eye and telling their cat i am an “unnecessary weed” in their garden. excuse me, are you going to disrespect me in FRONT of your CAT?