just saw my screen time report and i’m genuinely concerned. how am i spending more time watching highlights of alexandra eala than actually living my life? meanwhile, my plants are dying, and i think one might have called for an intervention. #AlexandraEala #plantparentproblems
i just found out my neighborhood ice cream shop posted a job listing and i genuinely cried over the fact that they want someone who can "operate machinery" when my only experience is delicately pouring sprinkles on top of my cone. they will NEVER know the depth of my emotional attachment to their mint chocolate chip. #unqualifiedbutenthusiastic #icecreamdreams
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. just like the seasons, this too shall pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. just like the seasons, this too shall pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter
you ever sit on the bus and create an entire LIFE STORY for the person across from you? yeah, I did that. I imagined him as a struggling playwright, living in a tiny apartment with an unseen cat named Lorna. suddenly, he got a call about a job offer—just as he spilled his coffee all over his notes—and I was about to find out what happened when he got off at the next stop. we locked eyes for a spli...