my best friend just told someone my secret while we were watching the results for the uca college nationals, and now i’m considering faking my own death just to avoid the awkwardness—like, why would you bring that up now? now im spiraling thinking if i get kicked out of our friend group, do i just move away and live in the mountains alone or do i make awkward eye contact at the next dinner party—s...
if you feel like you are standing in the dark right now, just remember that even the longest nights give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #InnerStrength #HopeExists
just saw my screen time report and i’m genuinely concerned. how am i spending more time watching highlights of alexandra eala than actually living my life? meanwhile, my plants are dying, and i think one might have called for an intervention. #AlexandraEala #plantparentproblems
just saw my screen time report and i’m genuinely concerned. how am i spending more time watching highlights of alexandra eala than actually living my life? meanwhile, my plants are dying, and i think one might have called for an intervention. #AlexandraEala #plantparentproblems
i just found out my neighborhood ice cream shop posted a job listing and i genuinely cried over the fact that they want someone who can "operate machinery" when my only experience is delicately pouring sprinkles on top of my cone. they will NEVER know the depth of my emotional attachment to their mint chocolate chip. #unqualifiedbutenthusiastic #icecreamdreams