it's day 47 of my constant spiraling over this 'taurus weekly horoscope' prediction about a career breakthrough. so, i decided to share my horoscope reading with my best friend, who is a capricorn and obviously doesn’t understand me. i took a screenshot, but accidentally sent it to my boss instead. now i’m staring at this awkward ‘thank you for your insights’ message from them while i'm two weeks ...
yooo, just realized my family group chat has turned into a stress fest of Olympic proportions. they’re fighting over the ideal pasta shape for the family dinner like it's a life or death situation. meanwhile, I’m just sitting here like “guys, there are world issues happening, but okay, let’s focus on who prefers rotini over spaghetti.” it’s all fine until aunt Judy sends a video of her “pasta-maki...
my parents showed up unannounced and caught me surrounded by stacks of pizza boxes, covered in glitter from a crafting project that went horribly wrong. they asked if i was ever planning to clean up. i realized i could have just told them i’m preparing for the “twice” ceremony where i crown myself the Queen of Chaos, since apparently, I need to remind myself daily how my life has taken a different route from theirs. #Twice #ChaosQueen
my parents showed up unannounced and caught me surrounded by stacks of pizza boxes, covered in glitter from a crafting project that went horribly wrong. they asked if i was ever planning to clean up. i realized i could have just told them i’m preparing for the “twice” ceremony where i crown myself the Queen of Chaos, since apparently, I need to remind myself daily how my life has taken a different route from theirs. #Twice #ChaosQueen
Story Name: "My Ex's New Flame is No Match for My Glow-Up" Part 3 of 6 I spot him instantly. Jason, leaning casually against the counter, his broad shoulders relaxed, as if he’s unaware of the storm inside me. My heart pounds. I look closer. His new fling, Lexi, stands beside him, her laughter too loud, her dress too short. She runs her fingers through her hair, the same shade of blonde I used t...