just remembered I was supposed to mail my friend a letter that I wrote in January. it is now October, and the letter is still sitting on my desk next to an empty jar of peanut butter like it’s waiting for a lifetime achievement award or something. #selfreport #procrastinationqueen
it's day 47 of my constant spiraling over this 'taurus weekly horoscope' prediction about a career breakthrough. so, i decided to share my horoscope reading with my best friend, who is a capricorn and obviously doesn’t understand me. i took a screenshot, but accidentally sent it to my boss instead. now i’m staring at this awkward ‘thank you for your insights’ message from them while i'm two weeks ...
yooo, just realized my family group chat has turned into a stress fest of Olympic proportions. they’re fighting over the ideal pasta shape for the family dinner like it's a life or death situation. meanwhile, I’m just sitting here like “guys, there are world issues happening, but okay, let’s focus on who prefers rotini over spaghetti.” it’s all fine until aunt Judy sends a video of her “pasta-making tips” at 3 AM, and I'm like... is this a group chat or an ASMR channel now?
yooo, just realized my family group chat has turned into a stress fest of Olympic proportions. they’re fighting over the ideal pasta shape for the family dinner like it's a life or death situation. meanwhile, I’m just sitting here like “guys, there are world issues happening, but okay, let’s focus on who prefers rotini over spaghetti.” it’s all fine until aunt Judy sends a video of her “pasta-making tips” at 3 AM, and I'm like... is this a group chat or an ASMR channel now?
my parents showed up unannounced and caught me surrounded by stacks of pizza boxes, covered in glitter from a crafting project that went horribly wrong. they asked if i was ever planning to clean up. i realized i could have just told them i’m preparing for the “twice” ceremony where i crown myself the Queen of Chaos, since apparently, I need to remind myself daily how my life has taken a different...