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no because I just spent three hours curating a playlist for my succulents—like, it has everything from smooth jazz to synthwave—and after all that I accidentally knocked over their pot while doing a dramatic spin to the beat, and now I can’t tell if they are thriving or traumatized.
it's 2am and i just spent the last hour practicing my catwalk in my hallway with a hairbrush as a microphone. the neighbors must think i’m running an underground fashion show with a guest list of ONE. just as i finally nailed the pose, i tripped over my own foot and landed smack on a pile of laundry. the sound echoed, and now i have to decide if i’m more embarrassed about the fall or the fact that i was pretending to be famous in my pajamas... #fashionfail #solocelebration
it's 2am and i just spent the last hour practicing my catwalk in my hallway with a hairbrush as a microphone. the neighbors must think i’m running an underground fashion show with a guest list of ONE. just as i finally nailed the pose, i tripped over my own foot and landed smack on a pile of laundry. the sound echoed, and now i have to decide if i’m more embarrassed about the fall or the fact that i was pretending to be famous in my pajamas... #fashionfail #solocelebration
literally just mediated a fight between my parents over who gets to keep the twenty-two pound bag of flour they bought together in twenty-oh-nine. like, is this what adulthood looks like? somehow I’m a referee for a baking supply custody battle while simultaneously Googling “how to be a functional adult.” they both have made such strong arguments for it. mom wants to use it for her sourdough. dad ...