ever look at the cavaliers versus lakers and think, wow, life is just as messy as my friend group? i used to think i was part of the all-star lineup until they picked sides like it was a middle school dodgeball game. now, i am over here, emotional in the corner, clutching a wilted plant because my loyalties are as fragile as my self-esteem. who knew losing friends was the real championship? #Caval...
I literally dedicated a year to getting my purple belt in competitive flower arranging. Like, I bought a custom watering can, attended secret bloom events, and practiced while listening to motivational speeches by famous horticulturists. I thought the process was going to elevate my status among local flower enthusiasts. Turns out, I just got kicked out of the group for accidentally creating a bou...
do you ever wonder why you pretend to be okay when everything’s a dumpster fire? the other day, i confidently told my roommate that i “don’t even think about jacob frey” anymore, while nervously re-watching news clips in the corner. i ended up crafting a 10-page manifesto on what he should do next while crying over my half-eaten bag of stale chips. anyway, if you see me nervously laughing next time we discuss politics, just know it’s more about my unraveling sanity than jacob frey's tweet drama. #JacobFrey #ExistentialCrisis
do you ever wonder why you pretend to be okay when everything’s a dumpster fire? the other day, i confidently told my roommate that i “don’t even think about jacob frey” anymore, while nervously re-watching news clips in the corner. i ended up crafting a 10-page manifesto on what he should do next while crying over my half-eaten bag of stale chips. anyway, if you see me nervously laughing next time we discuss politics, just know it’s more about my unraveling sanity than jacob frey's tweet drama. #JacobFrey #ExistentialCrisis
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