my parents are getting divorced and suddenly i'm the one negotiating pizza toppings while they discuss custody of the cat. one minute, mom's throwing shade about dad’s last barbecue mishap, and the next, dad's like “you think you can handle this kind of heat?” oh, so i guess i’m not just mediating; i’m also the pizza judge now. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to keep it light while scrolling throu...
not gonna lie, I accidentally liked a photo from last year while researching the drama around Atlético Mineiro vs Palmeiras. now I am spiral—imagine the internal panic as I realized I might have revealed that I was stalking my ex's entire life. and just like that, my binge-watching of obscure movies feels less shameful than my new fear of any comments on how my life has seemingly become a series o...
ever look at the cavaliers versus lakers and think, wow, life is just as messy as my friend group? i used to think i was part of the all-star lineup until they picked sides like it was a middle school dodgeball game. now, i am over here, emotional in the corner, clutching a wilted plant because my loyalties are as fragile as my self-esteem. who knew losing friends was the real championship? #CavaliersVsLakers #FriendshipDrama
ever look at the cavaliers versus lakers and think, wow, life is just as messy as my friend group? i used to think i was part of the all-star lineup until they picked sides like it was a middle school dodgeball game. now, i am over here, emotional in the corner, clutching a wilted plant because my loyalties are as fragile as my self-esteem. who knew losing friends was the real championship? #CavaliersVsLakers #FriendshipDrama
I literally dedicated a year to getting my purple belt in competitive flower arranging. Like, I bought a custom watering can, attended secret bloom events, and practiced while listening to motivational speeches by famous horticulturists. I thought the process was going to elevate my status among local flower enthusiasts. Turns out, I just got kicked out of the group for accidentally creating a bou...