saw the news about murray state basketball and immediately thought about the guy I saw on the bus yesterday. he was wearing a vintage jersey and seriously crunching numbers in his head like he was about to place a life-altering bet. I built a whole backstory for him. honestly, I was convinced he had the secret to happiness hidden in the sports world. the twist? I found out later he was just calcul...
ever find yourself in a meeting where your idea gets praised by the boss but it sounds weirdly like someone else just retold your whole life story? like, do they really think we won’t notice that? do they honestly believe I’m not going to spend the rest of my day building an elaborate fantasy in my head where I start wearing turtlenecks and go by my middle name?
last night, i just realized that my toxic coworker got promoted and is now my boss. like, i’m literally imagining them with a crown, acting all superior while i'm over here in the corner pretending to be busy. as if that wasn't enough, they showed up today talking about “leadership strategies” like they’re the next pape gueye, when the only strategy they have is annoying everyone into submission. ...