Why is it that people treat cooking like some elite Olympic sport? I tried making a simple pasta and ended up in a full-blown cooking disaster. The smoke alarm was my sous-chef, and I think the fire department is now on speed dial for my kitchen. Meanwhile, my friend, who burns toast, swears she's a ‘culinary artist’ just because she can microwave a bag of popcorn without blowing it up. Like, can ...
You ever notice how everyone acts like they have their life together when, in reality, we’re all just one bad day away from Googling “how to live in a van”? I mean, I can’t even keep my plants alive, let alone manage adult responsibilities. Sometimes I find myself staring at my to-do list like it's a cryptic message from aliens, wondering why I haven’t turned into the thriving, successful person I...
Is it just me, or does everyone hit that moment at 2 AM where you suddenly think about every embarrassing thing you’ve ever done? Like, I’m supposed to be an adult but all I can picture is the time I tripped in front of my crush in high school and knocked over a display of chips. Why is it that my brain decides to replay that horror show instead of reminding me of the time I nailed a presentation at work? Really, who programmed this algorithm?
Is it just me, or does everyone hit that moment at 2 AM where you suddenly think about every embarrassing thing you’ve ever done? Like, I’m supposed to be an adult but all I can picture is the time I tripped in front of my crush in high school and knocked over a display of chips. Why is it that my brain decides to replay that horror show instead of reminding me of the time I nailed a presentation at work? Really, who programmed this algorithm?
Is anyone else low-key wondering why we pretend to enjoy 'fine dining'? Like, I just spent 200 bucks on a plate that looks like it’s been artfully arranged by a toddler with a severe case of the shakes. Meanwhile, a street vendor could whip up a meal that tastes a million times better for 50 bucks. Are we just here for the Instagram pics? Because I honestly can't tell if I’m at a restaurant or an ...