You ever notice how everyone acts like they have their life together when, in reality, we’re all just one bad day away from Googling “how to live in a van”? I mean, I can’t even keep my plants alive, let alone manage adult responsibilities. Sometimes I find myself staring at my to-do list like it's a cryptic message from aliens, wondering why I haven’t turned into the thriving, successful person I...
Is it just me, or does everyone hit that moment at 2 AM where you suddenly think about every embarrassing thing you’ve ever done? Like, I’m supposed to be an adult but all I can picture is the time I tripped in front of my crush in high school and knocked over a display of chips. Why is it that my brain decides to replay that horror show instead of reminding me of the time I nailed a presentation ...
Is anyone else low-key wondering why we pretend to enjoy 'fine dining'? Like, I just spent 200 bucks on a plate that looks like it’s been artfully arranged by a toddler with a severe case of the shakes. Meanwhile, a street vendor could whip up a meal that tastes a million times better for 50 bucks. Are we just here for the Instagram pics? Because I honestly can't tell if I’m at a restaurant or an art gallery with bad food. Am I missing something, or is this just a collective delusion we all bought into?
Is anyone else low-key wondering why we pretend to enjoy 'fine dining'? Like, I just spent 200 bucks on a plate that looks like it’s been artfully arranged by a toddler with a severe case of the shakes. Meanwhile, a street vendor could whip up a meal that tastes a million times better for 50 bucks. Are we just here for the Instagram pics? Because I honestly can't tell if I’m at a restaurant or an art gallery with bad food. Am I missing something, or is this just a collective delusion we all bought into?
Is it just me or do most cooking shows on TV make home-cooking seem like a performance art? I mean, I tried following a recipe once and ended up with something that looked like a crime scene rather than a gourmet meal. How do they make it look so easy? Meanwhile, my pasta is either overcooked mush or stimulating a very heated debate about whether it resembles an edible product. And let’s not even ...