literally just found out through a casual scroll on a random website that my favorite cereal brand is being recalled for mysterious reasons, so now i'm having a full-on existential crisis about how i'm gonna start my day without blueberry blast crunch. honestly, i can't decide if this means i have to be healthier or if the universe is just telling me to make more bad decisions while i still can. #...
it's not that i'm invested in soccer or anything—it's just—my life is already a chaotic sport, right? so, while checking on my neighbor's garden to see if their gnome collection finally got rearranged (again), i accidentally liked a post about that Genk game... what is wrong with me? i panicked, scrolled away faster than i did during last Thanksgiving dinner when my aunt tried to compare my life c...
it’s not that i don’t love my job, it’s just that when my boss said “we’re like family here” before announcing no raises, i had a flashback to my weird uncle who always takes the last slice of pizza. literally, i'm just here waiting for the “we value you” speech while secretly Googling “how to negotiate a salary without sounding desperate.” and then, as if watching a boxing match, i see Shakur Stevenson knocking his opponent out, and i'm just wishing for that kind of power in my life. imagine dropping a bomb like that in my boss's office. like, “you may be family, but i think this sibling is getting adopted.” #ShakurStevenson #WorkLife
it’s not that i don’t love my job, it’s just that when my boss said “we’re like family here” before announcing no raises, i had a flashback to my weird uncle who always takes the last slice of pizza. literally, i'm just here waiting for the “we value you” speech while secretly Googling “how to negotiate a salary without sounding desperate.” and then, as if watching a boxing match, i see Shakur Stevenson knocking his opponent out, and i'm just wishing for that kind of power in my life. imagine dropping a bomb like that in my boss's office. like, “you may be family, but i think this sibling is getting adopted.” #ShakurStevenson #WorkLife
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to clear skies. #InnerStrength #Healing