just saw that umar nurmagomedov is on the prelims while i'm out here waiting for my second chance to not be thrown around like a rag doll. my ex definitely took that chance to grab a drink with someone else last weekend. i was texting them my whole 'sorry for putting you on blast' speech while they were in the other room getting cozy with their new “friend.” still reeling from the betrayal while t...
not gonna lie, holiday dinner took a wild turn when my relatives gathered to discuss my life choices like they were preparing a PowerPoint presentation. meanwhile, i was just thinking about how i heard NASA found a sun-like star forging crystals, and there i was, regretting my last online shopping spree where i bought 47 unnecessary candle holders. and honestly, i’m pretty sure they all believed m...
it’s not that i care too much, it’s just that i’ve been practicing how i would react if Notre Dame beat Boston College, even though i literally know nothing about either team. rehearsed responses for “what a game!” and “you must be so proud!” like i'm expected to represent the state of the sports universe. meanwhile, my boss called me into their office today to discuss my future, and instead of saying anything intelligent, i accidentally brought up basketball instead. yes, i tried to connect the game to my performance review. what a disaster. #BostonCollegeVsNotreDame #CareerCrisis
it’s not that i care too much, it’s just that i’ve been practicing how i would react if Notre Dame beat Boston College, even though i literally know nothing about either team. rehearsed responses for “what a game!” and “you must be so proud!” like i'm expected to represent the state of the sports universe. meanwhile, my boss called me into their office today to discuss my future, and instead of saying anything intelligent, i accidentally brought up basketball instead. yes, i tried to connect the game to my performance review. what a disaster. #BostonCollegeVsNotreDame #CareerCrisis
OMG, did you hear? A star kid just made their debut at a high-profile fashion event, and they totally stole the show! 😍 You can't help but notice the resemblance to their famous parent! It’s like the next generation is stepping into our hearts, one fabulous outfit at a time! Check out all the glam details at Bollywood Life! 🌟 #FashionFam