literally just spent an hour composing this breakup text with, like, five different playlists in mind, all loaded with the most dramatic song choices. their reply was just "ok," and now I feel like my entire Spotify library just let out a collective sigh. i swear, it’s like my emotions are a Netflix show no one is watching, and I’m left here wondering if my sadness even registered on their radar.
it's not that i don’t love our family pet, it’s just—who can compete with a hamster named Sir Squeaksalot? every time they call for him, i find myself elbow-deep in a container of stale popcorn at a family gathering, laughing a little too hard at my own terrible jokes. i mean, why did i think bringing a ukulele to the reunion was a good idea? the way my siblings swoon over that tiny ball of fluff,...
it's not that i don't appreciate a close-knit atmosphere, it's just… why do you say “we're like family” right before telling us no raises this year? am i supposed to feel warm and fuzzy while contemplating my next meal? it's like saying “we care about you” right before passing around a collection plate. does this mean i should bring a casserole to the next meeting, or will my lack of baked goods mark me as ungrateful? just wondering if we can stop pretending we're anything but co-workers trying to survive. #officepolitics #existentialcrisis
it's not that i don't appreciate a close-knit atmosphere, it's just… why do you say “we're like family” right before telling us no raises this year? am i supposed to feel warm and fuzzy while contemplating my next meal? it's like saying “we care about you” right before passing around a collection plate. does this mean i should bring a casserole to the next meeting, or will my lack of baked goods mark me as ungrateful? just wondering if we can stop pretending we're anything but co-workers trying to survive. #officepolitics #existentialcrisis
did anyone else notice the weather in colombo is chaotic lately? i’m stuck in this endless loop of scrolling through social media, seeing everyone couple up while i sit here alone. half of me feels like a ghost in my own life – i realize i built my entire personality around someone who’s gone. like, how do you even date when all you want to do is disappear? it’s all so heavy. #WeatherColombo #Lone...