ever look in the mirror and think you might actually just be a mediocre houseplant? my relatives compared me to my cousin, who's now a “high achiever.” meanwhile, i accidentally set my microwave to defrost while trying to reheat pizza. so now i’m here, contemplating if i should change careers to 'microwave engineer' or just start a support group for lost causes. honestly, do i need to manifest m...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the smallest progress counts, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
so I found out it’s #NationalPieDay today and just remembered I haven't eaten anything resembling pie in two years. calculated how long it would take to save up for a slice from my favorite place, got instantly depressed, then realized I might have more chance of winning the lottery. then my boss called. i accidentally replied "pie?" instead of "hi." awkward. #NationalPieDay #oops
so I found out it’s #NationalPieDay today and just remembered I haven't eaten anything resembling pie in two years. calculated how long it would take to save up for a slice from my favorite place, got instantly depressed, then realized I might have more chance of winning the lottery. then my boss called. i accidentally replied "pie?" instead of "hi." awkward. #NationalPieDay #oops
it's day 47 of pretending to mentor someone who is definitely better at everything than i am. they ask me questions and my mind goes blank like it's buffering in a 1990s dial-up internet. just got the news about "jio" listing and i'm over here wondering if i can invent a product called "confident failure" and monetize it, because that's the only skill i have. imagine mentoring someone while feelin...