ok but I just found out I can't afford my car insurance, but I spent my last "savings" on a giant inflatable unicorn for my backyard. like, who even am I? am I manifesting my future with pool parties that do not exist? now I'm terrified I’ll have to choose between a water slide or actual adulting, while everyone’s talking about some McDonald's scandal with double charges. real life is wild. I was ...
ever look in the mirror and think you might actually just be a mediocre houseplant? my relatives compared me to my cousin, who's now a “high achiever.” meanwhile, i accidentally set my microwave to defrost while trying to reheat pizza. so now i’m here, contemplating if i should change careers to 'microwave engineer' or just start a support group for lost causes. honestly, do i need to manifest m...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the smallest progress counts, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the smallest progress counts, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
so I found out it’s #NationalPieDay today and just remembered I haven't eaten anything resembling pie in two years. calculated how long it would take to save up for a slice from my favorite place, got instantly depressed, then realized I might have more chance of winning the lottery. then my boss called. i accidentally replied "pie?" instead of "hi." awkward. #NationalPieDay #oops