not gonna lie, i just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me, and now i’m re-evaluating every taco night where they laughed too hard. honestly, i’m sitting here trying to figure out if i’m missing out on hilarious memes or just their plans to elope to that weird llama sanctuary we joked about. i’m already practicing my acceptance speech for “best awkward third wheel.” #plottwist #l...
last night, I literally stood in front of my closet for an hour trying to find the right shirt to wear while I set my plan into action to manifest world peace—when I suddenly realized, I'm literally dressed like a cartoon character in pajamas. I had been visualizing harmony while looking like I just crawled out of a never-ending sleepover. so here I am, contemplating whether my outfit choice nulli...
literally just spent an entire afternoon drafting forty-seven different versions of an email to my landlord about a weird stain on the ceiling. after careful consideration of adjectives like 'perplexing' and 'questionable', I hit send on a single 'ok' because apparently that's all I can manage when it counts. - honestly, at this point, I could win an Oscar for my performance of professional adult. I might start writing self-help books about how to master the art of avoidance while secretly working on a monologue about ceiling stains.
literally just spent an entire afternoon drafting forty-seven different versions of an email to my landlord about a weird stain on the ceiling. after careful consideration of adjectives like 'perplexing' and 'questionable', I hit send on a single 'ok' because apparently that's all I can manage when it counts. - honestly, at this point, I could win an Oscar for my performance of professional adult. I might start writing self-help books about how to master the art of avoidance while secretly working on a monologue about ceiling stains.
yooo, just realized my entire life is one big game of sudoku. numbers don’t match, and neither do my plans. my friends got degrees and mortgages, i have a collection of weird rubber ducks that i convinced myself represent emotional growth. and you know what? not even the ducks are impressed.