bruh - just saw that Donovan Mitchell might not play against the Thunder and I can't help but think - who am I kidding, the real Thunder in my life is my old friend acting like we never shared lunch boxes and secrets. my whole middle school self is screaming into the void while they strut around like we are mere strangers - so here I am, avoiding my current emotional meltdown like it's a last-minu...
not gonna lie, i just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me, and now i’m re-evaluating every taco night where they laughed too hard. honestly, i’m sitting here trying to figure out if i’m missing out on hilarious memes or just their plans to elope to that weird llama sanctuary we joked about. i’m already practicing my acceptance speech for “best awkward third wheel.” #plottwist #l...
last night, I literally stood in front of my closet for an hour trying to find the right shirt to wear while I set my plan into action to manifest world peace—when I suddenly realized, I'm literally dressed like a cartoon character in pajamas. I had been visualizing harmony while looking like I just crawled out of a never-ending sleepover. so here I am, contemplating whether my outfit choice nullified my whole "universe, please align" vibe, and maybe it's just time to accept I’m not ready for the Nobel Peace Prize.
last night, I literally stood in front of my closet for an hour trying to find the right shirt to wear while I set my plan into action to manifest world peace—when I suddenly realized, I'm literally dressed like a cartoon character in pajamas. I had been visualizing harmony while looking like I just crawled out of a never-ending sleepover. so here I am, contemplating whether my outfit choice nullified my whole "universe, please align" vibe, and maybe it's just time to accept I’m not ready for the Nobel Peace Prize.
literally just spent an entire afternoon drafting forty-seven different versions of an email to my landlord about a weird stain on the ceiling. after careful consideration of adjectives like 'perplexing' and 'questionable', I hit send on a single 'ok' because apparently that's all I can manage when it counts. - honestly, at this point, I could win an Oscar for my performance of professional adult....