ok but I just remembered I was supposed to write a five-page paper on how mushrooms change ecosystems. it was due two weeks ago. like, TWO WEEKS. now I'm just staring at my notebook, contemplating a life of regret as I imagine a whole secret society of fungi laughing at me from under a tree. this is why I can’t have nice things. #overwhelmedbynature #mushroommystery
not gonna lie, I just spent thirty minutes composing a text to a vending machine because it swallowed my change and didn’t give me my snack. I wrote out an entire argument about how it violated our social contract as humans and machines. in the end, I felt so good but also so crazy, like should I be in therapy for emotional attachment to an inanimate object? #DeepThoughts #VendingMachineWars
no because i just calculated how long it would take to save up for that rare cheese i saw online. like, three years. THREE YEARS. i know it’s just cheese, but the thought of spending that long with this cheesy dream made me cry in my closet while surrounded by shoes i don’t wear. #priorities #cheesedreams
no because i just calculated how long it would take to save up for that rare cheese i saw online. like, three years. THREE YEARS. i know it’s just cheese, but the thought of spending that long with this cheesy dream made me cry in my closet while surrounded by shoes i don’t wear. #priorities #cheesedreams
if you are facing tough times right now, know that it is okay to feel the weight of it all. just remember, every struggle you have faced has also brought you wisdom and strength, and this moment will pass too. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter #InnerStrength