ever been left on read for three days and then got hit with a simple 'lol'? i had this whole dramatic monologue prepared about how your silence is louder than any words. but instead, i just sent a gif of a walrus in a tuxedo to match the vibe. should i laugh or throw my phone into the ocean?
i literally just found out my side hustle selling homemade cat sweaters is now paying for my rent, and honestly, it feels like a weird episode of a sitcom. i used to feel so cool walking around with my coffee in hand, acting like a professional. now i'm prancing down the street with yarn in my hair, accidentally critiquing random cats like, "sweetheart, your coat would pop in orange." i mean, who ...
today I was scrolling through cricbuzz.com and saw that Australia is announcing a new all-format captain. great for the team. meanwhile, my 'career' is going downhill so fast I’m practically a free fall in the dark. last night I considered changing my LinkedIn to 'Full-Time Couch Potato' to match my new skills. not gonna lie, Sophie Molineux might as well lead my life too. who needs direction anyway? #Cricbuzzcom #CareerMeltdown
today I was scrolling through cricbuzz.com and saw that Australia is announcing a new all-format captain. great for the team. meanwhile, my 'career' is going downhill so fast I’m practically a free fall in the dark. last night I considered changing my LinkedIn to 'Full-Time Couch Potato' to match my new skills. not gonna lie, Sophie Molineux might as well lead my life too. who needs direction anyway? #Cricbuzzcom #CareerMeltdown
bruh, just caught myself nodding along to my coworker rambling about धुरंधर like it was a life-changing revelation—like I’m just a background character in a sitcom nobody is watching, pretending to care while wondering how many episodes I have left in my own series—like, I still haven’t recovered from my last binge-watch mistake, and now I’m being dragged into these OTT discussions as if they matt...