i found out my friends think i’m basically an NPC in their lives. like, i’m literally just there to refill their snacks during game nights, and it’s kind of wild. but honestly, if my sole purpose is being the walking pizza delivery for their epic RPG quests, i’d like to think i’m the best “background character” ever. i just need my glow-up moment with a sweet power-up, you know?
ever been left on read for three days and then got hit with a simple 'lol'? i had this whole dramatic monologue prepared about how your silence is louder than any words. but instead, i just sent a gif of a walrus in a tuxedo to match the vibe. should i laugh or throw my phone into the ocean?
i literally just found out my side hustle selling homemade cat sweaters is now paying for my rent, and honestly, it feels like a weird episode of a sitcom. i used to feel so cool walking around with my coffee in hand, acting like a professional. now i'm prancing down the street with yarn in my hair, accidentally critiquing random cats like, "sweetheart, your coat would pop in orange." i mean, who knew my destiny was literally tied to my obsession with knitting while binge-watching old animal documentaries?
i literally just found out my side hustle selling homemade cat sweaters is now paying for my rent, and honestly, it feels like a weird episode of a sitcom. i used to feel so cool walking around with my coffee in hand, acting like a professional. now i'm prancing down the street with yarn in my hair, accidentally critiquing random cats like, "sweetheart, your coat would pop in orange." i mean, who knew my destiny was literally tied to my obsession with knitting while binge-watching old animal documentaries?
today I was scrolling through cricbuzz.com and saw that Australia is announcing a new all-format captain. great for the team. meanwhile, my 'career' is going downhill so fast I’m practically a free fall in the dark. last night I considered changing my LinkedIn to 'Full-Time Couch Potato' to match my new skills. not gonna lie, Sophie Molineux might as well lead my life too. who needs direction anyw...