it’s 2am and i just checked my siblings' Instagram. their dog just got a sponsored post, meanwhile i still can’t get a single like on my avocado toast photos. and it hit me, that’s how life feels right now – my future’s looking about as bright as the jazz’ season. guess i’ll just manifest a dog and hope for the best. #JazzVsHeat #SiblingRivalry
not gonna lie, i sat down to watch "mann ki baat live" but instead found myself spiraling into an existential crisis about why my favorite fruit is now considered 'low quality' in this economy. i mean, my job just doubled my workload and now my personal crisis includes grappling with the idea of subpar apples. meanwhile, i created a whole imaginary support group of strangers who definitely care ab...
day 37 of mediating my parents' divorce. every time they call me, it feels like they’re serving me tennis scores— thirty-fifteen, deuce, advantage. my brain is so exhausted from all this emotional matchpoint nonsense, I caught myself trying to calculate love like a scoreboard. the other day, i stared at my crush's Instagram while my mom accused my dad of wanting the last slice of pizza. i just need one side to win, so can someone please get these two off the court? #TennisScores #DivorceDrama
day 37 of mediating my parents' divorce. every time they call me, it feels like they’re serving me tennis scores— thirty-fifteen, deuce, advantage. my brain is so exhausted from all this emotional matchpoint nonsense, I caught myself trying to calculate love like a scoreboard. the other day, i stared at my crush's Instagram while my mom accused my dad of wanting the last slice of pizza. i just need one side to win, so can someone please get these two off the court? #TennisScores #DivorceDrama
yooo, so I just realized all the adults were faking it like they were cast in a bad drama. I had this vision of me impressing everyone at a gathering, reciting "which republic day is celebrated in twenty twenty-six" like a spell. fast forward to me Googling it frantically in the bathroom, wondering if I can still pretend to have my life together after a full month of eating cereal for dinner. now ...