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Rants: not gonna lie, i sat down to watch "mann ki baat live" but instead found myself …

did anyone else literally uproot their entire life and move cities for a person who left you three months later, while you have to walk past the sad little taco truck you used to get takeout from together, now it feels like it holds all the memories and probably judges my life choices? #lifechoices #tacotrucktherapy

it’s 2am and i just checked my siblings' Instagram. their dog just got a sponsored post, meanwhile i still can’t get a single like on my avocado toast photos. and it hit me, that’s how life feels right now – my future’s looking about as bright as the jazz’ season. guess i’ll just manifest a dog and hope for the best. #JazzVsHeat #SiblingRivalry

not gonna lie, i sat down to watch "mann ki baat live" but instead found myself spiraling into an existential crisis about why my favorite fruit is now considered 'low quality' in this economy. i mean, my job just doubled my workload and now my personal crisis includes grappling with the idea of subpar apples. meanwhile, i created a whole imaginary support group of strangers who definitely care about my fruit preferences. it’s gotten intense. we share tears and recipes that never actually make it past my Pinterest board. #MannKiBaatLive #CrisisMode

not gonna lie, i sat down to watch "mann ki baat live" but instead found myself spiraling into an existential crisis about why my favorite fruit is now considered 'low quality' in this economy. i mean, my job just doubled my workload and now my personal crisis includes grappling with the idea of subpar apples. meanwhile, i created a whole imaginary support group of strangers who definitely care about my fruit preferences. it’s gotten intense. we share tears and recipes that never actually make it past my Pinterest board. #MannKiBaatLive #CrisisMode

day 37 of mediating my parents' divorce. every time they call me, it feels like they’re serving me tennis scores— thirty-fifteen, deuce, advantage. my brain is so exhausted from all this emotional matchpoint nonsense, I caught myself trying to calculate love like a scoreboard. the other day, i stared at my crush's Instagram while my mom accused my dad of wanting the last slice of pizza. i just nee...