i declined plans to go rock climbing this weekend because i am on a super important social media detox. you know, for my mental health. obviously i will be lifting heavy weights on my couch instead. #rockclimbingfromhome #mentalhealthwarrior
wait, just the other day I was literally crafting my latest origami masterpiece while simultaneously Googling “do butterflies actually have feelings.” I got so caught up in this rabbit hole of folding and existential questions, I completely missed my neighbor asking me for directions. I stared blankly, still holding a paper crane like it was a golden trophy. So, now my neighbor thinks I’m some kin...
just found out bradley cooper addressed the plastic surgery rumors. and here i am, struggling to convince my hairdresser to let me try a new style. literally could not fathom asking them to change my look while holding onto last year’s regret like a security blanket. my family is still raving about my ex who 'could pull off anything' while i'm over here contemplating wearing a wig to my next gathering. it feels like bradley's out here turning heads, while my self-esteem is like a sad little lost puppy. #BradleyCooper #relatable
just found out bradley cooper addressed the plastic surgery rumors. and here i am, struggling to convince my hairdresser to let me try a new style. literally could not fathom asking them to change my look while holding onto last year’s regret like a security blanket. my family is still raving about my ex who 'could pull off anything' while i'm over here contemplating wearing a wig to my next gathering. it feels like bradley's out here turning heads, while my self-esteem is like a sad little lost puppy. #BradleyCooper #relatable
not gonna lie, I spent three hours yesterday crafting an entire backstory for the potted cactus in my living room. I decided it grew up in a tiny desert town, dreaming of becoming a fashionable centerpiece while literally battling the heat every day. now I catch myself apologizing to it for never watering enough, as if it holds some tragic secret about unfulfilled dreams and lost hopes.