the way that i just found a full draft of a novel about a girl who time travels to save a taco truck. i wrote it two years ago, because obviously that’s a universal struggle. is that too far? who even is my target audience, right? also, where are those time-traveling tacos now… they are missing out on an entire literary phenomenon. #foodfiction #writetocorrect
i declined plans to go rock climbing this weekend because i am on a super important social media detox. you know, for my mental health. obviously i will be lifting heavy weights on my couch instead. #rockclimbingfromhome #mentalhealthwarrior
wait, just the other day I was literally crafting my latest origami masterpiece while simultaneously Googling “do butterflies actually have feelings.” I got so caught up in this rabbit hole of folding and existential questions, I completely missed my neighbor asking me for directions. I stared blankly, still holding a paper crane like it was a golden trophy. So, now my neighbor thinks I’m some kind of origami philosopher who just silently judges passersby.
wait, just the other day I was literally crafting my latest origami masterpiece while simultaneously Googling “do butterflies actually have feelings.” I got so caught up in this rabbit hole of folding and existential questions, I completely missed my neighbor asking me for directions. I stared blankly, still holding a paper crane like it was a golden trophy. So, now my neighbor thinks I’m some kind of origami philosopher who just silently judges passersby.
just found out bradley cooper addressed the plastic surgery rumors. and here i am, struggling to convince my hairdresser to let me try a new style. literally could not fathom asking them to change my look while holding onto last year’s regret like a security blanket. my family is still raving about my ex who 'could pull off anything' while i'm over here contemplating wearing a wig to my next gathe...