you know, i keep going back to this candle-making class. everyone told me to quit after the first session. but here i am, blending scents like it’s my calling. even the wax seems to hate me; it won’t stick, it just drips everywhere. last week, my "lavender peace" turned into "lavender chaos" after i mismeasured the fragrance. it’s either dedication or delusion. the only one suffering is my poor do...
so, i just texted my cat sitter about how much i regret adopting my cat, only to realize i accidentally sent it to my cat. now every time i look at him, i can swear he’s plotting a passive-aggressive revenge for the next time i forget to change his litter. like, calm down, it was just a moment of weakness...
literally, I think about that kid I bullied back in middle school while I'm watching an obscure documentary about giant squid on a Tuesday night. actually, what are the odds they’re living their best life and completely forgot I exist? should I write them a heartfelt apology letter or just start an underground fan club about their post-school success? honestly, I might be the president of that club before I even say “sorry.” #awkwardapologies #regrets
literally, I think about that kid I bullied back in middle school while I'm watching an obscure documentary about giant squid on a Tuesday night. actually, what are the odds they’re living their best life and completely forgot I exist? should I write them a heartfelt apology letter or just start an underground fan club about their post-school success? honestly, I might be the president of that club before I even say “sorry.” #awkwardapologies #regrets
yooo, so I found out that my favorite restaurant just hired a chef who trained under some top culinary names. I spent the last two months convincing myself I could actually learn to cook fancy meals instead of just reheating leftovers. now I can’t even use my microwave without thinking I need a degree in gourmet nonsense. like, I want to cry while cooking pasta and suddenly hear it’s just become a...