so, i just texted my cat sitter about how much i regret adopting my cat, only to realize i accidentally sent it to my cat. now every time i look at him, i can swear he’s plotting a passive-aggressive revenge for the next time i forget to change his litter. like, calm down, it was just a moment of weakness...
literally, I think about that kid I bullied back in middle school while I'm watching an obscure documentary about giant squid on a Tuesday night. actually, what are the odds they’re living their best life and completely forgot I exist? should I write them a heartfelt apology letter or just start an underground fan club about their post-school success? honestly, I might be the president of that clu...
yooo, so I found out that my favorite restaurant just hired a chef who trained under some top culinary names. I spent the last two months convincing myself I could actually learn to cook fancy meals instead of just reheating leftovers. now I can’t even use my microwave without thinking I need a degree in gourmet nonsense. like, I want to cry while cooking pasta and suddenly hear it’s just become a whole Zootopia thing. should I be auditioning to cook or just embracing that I’m better suited for takeout? #FortuneFeimster #CulinaryConfessions
yooo, so I found out that my favorite restaurant just hired a chef who trained under some top culinary names. I spent the last two months convincing myself I could actually learn to cook fancy meals instead of just reheating leftovers. now I can’t even use my microwave without thinking I need a degree in gourmet nonsense. like, I want to cry while cooking pasta and suddenly hear it’s just become a whole Zootopia thing. should I be auditioning to cook or just embracing that I’m better suited for takeout? #FortuneFeimster #CulinaryConfessions
if you are feeling overwhelmed and lost right now, know that this storm will pass. even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. take it one moment at a time; you are stronger than you realize. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope