is anyone else realizing that grocery shopping is like an unending maze designed to drain your will to live? i just spent two hours calculating how many cans of beans constitute "healthy" but also "I will not be eating beans for the next three months." why do they always put the snacks at the end, taunting me as if to say “you can have your happiness, but only if you endure the rest of this nightm...
the way that my old coworker got a second chance at a job after their last employer found out they were leaking documents, and here I am waiting for my boss to notice my folder of lunch ideas for the last two years — all after I took a chance on them for office coffee duty. now I'm just left imagining them plotting coffee-break alliances over espresso with my trusted recipe book, while I sip cold ...
bruh, walked into the break room and heard my coworker bragging about "his genius" project that was actually my 3 AM fever dream from last week. like, I expected the project to become a national bestseller—now it’s just going to be my new hobby of collecting my own tear stains. #CorporateCringe #DreamsStolen
bruh, walked into the break room and heard my coworker bragging about "his genius" project that was actually my 3 AM fever dream from last week. like, I expected the project to become a national bestseller—now it’s just going to be my new hobby of collecting my own tear stains. #CorporateCringe #DreamsStolen
it’s day 47 of my coworker’s delusion that they invented our team's project—so, like, today I literally had a dream that I stood up during the meeting and challenged them to a duel—like a renaissance fair type of duel with foam swords. guess I’m gonna have to start practicing my speech for the office war room where everyone is definitely gonna take my side, right?