the way that my old coworker got a second chance at a job after their last employer found out they were leaking documents, and here I am waiting for my boss to notice my folder of lunch ideas for the last two years — all after I took a chance on them for office coffee duty. now I'm just left imagining them plotting coffee-break alliances over espresso with my trusted recipe book, while I sip cold ...
bruh, walked into the break room and heard my coworker bragging about "his genius" project that was actually my 3 AM fever dream from last week. like, I expected the project to become a national bestseller—now it’s just going to be my new hobby of collecting my own tear stains. #CorporateCringe #DreamsStolen
it’s day 47 of my coworker’s delusion that they invented our team's project—so, like, today I literally had a dream that I stood up during the meeting and challenged them to a duel—like a renaissance fair type of duel with foam swords. guess I’m gonna have to start practicing my speech for the office war room where everyone is definitely gonna take my side, right?
it’s day 47 of my coworker’s delusion that they invented our team's project—so, like, today I literally had a dream that I stood up during the meeting and challenged them to a duel—like a renaissance fair type of duel with foam swords. guess I’m gonna have to start practicing my speech for the office war room where everyone is definitely gonna take my side, right?
so my friends had a surprise party for me, and they decided to share their thoughts in a roast format. as i was laughing at their jokes about my obsession with folding fitted sheets, i realized they were actually planning my next therapy session. then they revealed that they wrote "adventurous” on the invitations because they thought i might burst into spontaneous song and dance… no one has ever s...