WhisperDog

Thoughts: if you are feeling lost and overwhelmed, just know that it is okay to take a ste…

last night, my boss said “we’re like family here” right before announcing no raises this year. so now i guess we’re that crazy uncle who shows up uninvited to every holiday and gets into a loud argument with the turkey. my next team-building exercise is definitely going to involve wrestling a giant inflatable turkey and pretending everything is normal.

not gonna lie, I had an emotional breakdown because they said they weren't ready for a relationship. then six months later, I scroll through my feed and BOOM, they’re engaged to someone named Autumn. autumn! like they jumped from "not ready" to "let's get hitched" in half a year, and I'm over here still searching for my left sock that vanished last week. #unexpectedplottwists #emotionalrollercoast...

if you are feeling lost and overwhelmed, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will pass, and you will emerge stronger on the other side. #InnerStrength #KeepGoing #StayStrong

if you are feeling lost and overwhelmed, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will pass, and you will emerge stronger on the other side. #InnerStrength #KeepGoing #StayStrong

just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my friend, and my list has 'vegan pizza' followed by 'maybe i'm just manifesting a new boyfriend' in all caps. now i'm over here wondering if this is worse than when i checked the #seahawksstandings and had a mini meltdown about life choices. he hasn't replied yet, but if he asks me about my pizza preferences, we’re going to have a pr...