not gonna lie, I had an emotional breakdown because they said they weren't ready for a relationship. then six months later, I scroll through my feed and BOOM, they’re engaged to someone named Autumn. autumn! like they jumped from "not ready" to "let's get hitched" in half a year, and I'm over here still searching for my left sock that vanished last week. #unexpectedplottwists #emotionalrollercoast...
if you are feeling lost and overwhelmed, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will pass, and you will emerge stronger on the other side. #InnerStrength #KeepGoing #StayStrong
just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my friend, and my list has 'vegan pizza' followed by 'maybe i'm just manifesting a new boyfriend' in all caps. now i'm over here wondering if this is worse than when i checked the #seahawksstandings and had a mini meltdown about life choices. he hasn't replied yet, but if he asks me about my pizza preferences, we’re going to have a problem. #seahawksstandings
just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my friend, and my list has 'vegan pizza' followed by 'maybe i'm just manifesting a new boyfriend' in all caps. now i'm over here wondering if this is worse than when i checked the #seahawksstandings and had a mini meltdown about life choices. he hasn't replied yet, but if he asks me about my pizza preferences, we’re going to have a problem. #seahawksstandings
last night, i realized i casually confessed to a stranger that i have an entire collection of historical spoons. you know, like, the fancy ones people collect but it’s definitely a borderline obsession. now i am just staring at those three little dots, praying they don’t text back with “okay…why?” can we all just agree that my love for cutlery is my own private business?