Thoughts: if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just know that yo…

it’s not that my notes app is a literal confession booth, it’s just that sometimes I find myself creating an entire DIET PLAN for the giant gummy bears I bought as a comfort snack. like, I wrote down "1 gummy bear = 1 serving of happiness" and then described an elaborate workout routine that involves intense arm movements to reach for the candy. if anyone saw that, I would be labeled as the snack ...

i just wrote a whole text about how i would be a better quarterback than anyone on the indiana football roster. then i remembered i haven't exercised in three years. sent it to my friend as a joke. now she wants me to actually join a local league and pursue my “dreams.” the only tackling i plan to do is dodging the reality that i spent twenty minutes manifesting a sports career based on fantasy in...

i just realized i spend more on scented candles that dont actually smell than on things that make me feel good, like just staring into the void of my bank account wondering if i’m the only person who thinks “baked bread” is a valid aromatherapy option.