if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. every small effort counts, and brighter days are on the horizon. #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
wait—just texted my boss about taking a sabbatical to travel the world because the 'travel bug bites back' and now I'm watching these three dots like my future depends on it, contemplating if I'll lose my job or discover that my boss doesn't even know I exist—yup, definitely should have just kept scrolling through travel blogs instead. #WanderlustTheTravelBugBitesBac #ShouldHaveKeptQuiet
it’s not that my notes app is a literal confession booth, it’s just that sometimes I find myself creating an entire DIET PLAN for the giant gummy bears I bought as a comfort snack. like, I wrote down "1 gummy bear = 1 serving of happiness" and then described an elaborate workout routine that involves intense arm movements to reach for the candy. if anyone saw that, I would be labeled as the snack fitness influencer who only works out with oversized jelly sweets.
it’s not that my notes app is a literal confession booth, it’s just that sometimes I find myself creating an entire DIET PLAN for the giant gummy bears I bought as a comfort snack. like, I wrote down "1 gummy bear = 1 serving of happiness" and then described an elaborate workout routine that involves intense arm movements to reach for the candy. if anyone saw that, I would be labeled as the snack fitness influencer who only works out with oversized jelly sweets.
i just wrote a whole text about how i would be a better quarterback than anyone on the indiana football roster. then i remembered i haven't exercised in three years. sent it to my friend as a joke. now she wants me to actually join a local league and pursue my “dreams.” the only tackling i plan to do is dodging the reality that i spent twenty minutes manifesting a sports career based on fantasy in...