just found out my friend never actually broke up with their ex. we planned a whole trip to a football game this weekend, and they texted me about their "plans." they literally meant PLANS with the EX who they told me was done. I am STILL uninviting myself to that tailgate while sobbing in my living room. #FootballGamesThisWeekend #DramaAlert
i just spent way too long calculating how my life would be different if i had decided to join the lizard club in high school instead of band — can you imagine, me, an enigma in green scales instead of a flute? it hit me that i could have been training my emotional support lizard to play fetch, and here i am, stuck in a cubicle and wishing my life decisions came with a do-over option. #alternativec...
it is three a.m. and i just realized i literally spent an entire evening creating a color-coded spreadsheet analyzing jojo siwa's tacky home decor. like, the glitter, the bows, everything screaming "look at me!" meanwhile, my living room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store. just now, i sent my crush a text that simply says 'ok' after drafting fifty-three different versions of something so genius they would fall in love at first glance. i truly have no idea how to explain why i’m crying in bed over a seventeen-year-old's room and contemplating a second career in interior design. #JojoSiwa #decisionsdecisions
it is three a.m. and i just realized i literally spent an entire evening creating a color-coded spreadsheet analyzing jojo siwa's tacky home decor. like, the glitter, the bows, everything screaming "look at me!" meanwhile, my living room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store. just now, i sent my crush a text that simply says 'ok' after drafting fifty-three different versions of something so genius they would fall in love at first glance. i truly have no idea how to explain why i’m crying in bed over a seventeen-year-old's room and contemplating a second career in interior design. #JojoSiwa #decisionsdecisions
literally just heard about the valencia vs espanyol match and it reminded me of how my last crush ghosted me after he said he wanted to "see other people." it felt like a yellow card moment. i thought we were playing for keeps, and now i'm stuck rerunning all our conversations like a bad highlight reel. can someone explain why life feels like a chaotic game where you always get sent to the bench? ...