it’s not that i’m literally obsessing over someone who told me they don’t do relationships, it’s just that i thought we had something special when they smiled at me during lunch. honestly, it felt like the plot twist of my life, until i found out they only smiled at the food truck guy. now, i’m at home practicing imaginary breakups while my phone remains silent. that feels a bit like the way india...
honestly, i thought the most dramatic thing that would happen this week was just hearing that HARDIK PANDYA wasn’t in the squad. then i realized my PRIVATE STORY got screenshotted by my neighbor, the one who never says hi, and now he knows about my five-month struggle with adulting that involved crying over takeout menus. like, thanks for the invite to my own embarrassment. guess my life just turn...
not gonna lie, just sent a text that took me three days to write. 47 versions later, i went with the infamous 'ok.' meanwhile, i found out that a judge is saving a whole country while i'm over here negotiating my social life like it's a foreign policy. the last time i had this much pressure was when i accidentally tried to high-five someone and ended up waving at the floor. guess it’s time to consider my options. #Nicaragua #WavesNotHighFives
not gonna lie, just sent a text that took me three days to write. 47 versions later, i went with the infamous 'ok.' meanwhile, i found out that a judge is saving a whole country while i'm over here negotiating my social life like it's a foreign policy. the last time i had this much pressure was when i accidentally tried to high-five someone and ended up waving at the floor. guess it’s time to consider my options. #Nicaragua #WavesNotHighFives
just spent an entire day pretending to care about my fantasy football lineup. spent hours on predictions. finally decided to text my friend for advice. sent them forty-seven drafts before hitting send, only to write "ok." now they are planning to host a viewing party and i realized... i don’t even know what sport i’m watching. the next twenty-four hours will either confirm my status as a fraud or ...