ok but ngl, my dating app match looked nothing like their pics, more like "true detective" after a rough night. like, I knew people had filters, but I didn't expect full on FBI witness protection vibe. we spent dinner playing “guess who this was supposed to be” and tbh I might be the one needing to file a report. just a heads up, next time I'll keep my eyes peeled for a true crime series after fir...
so i was sitting in the dark—literally contemplating my life choices while watching shadows like they were a true detective plot twist—and it hit me that the only mystery i'm trying to solve is why i thought binge-watching a Canadian crime series about winter was a good idea in July. #TrueDetective #CanadianMystery
literally spent an afternoon planning a deep dive into all these 'True Detective' episodes that I'll never actually watch, like I’m a detective with a case file of my procrastination. honestly, I'm just making a mood board of sadness while eating chips—who knew planning a binge could lead to discovering how good nacho cheese goes with self-loathing? #TrueDetective #BingePlanning
literally spent an afternoon planning a deep dive into all these 'True Detective' episodes that I'll never actually watch, like I’m a detective with a case file of my procrastination. honestly, I'm just making a mood board of sadness while eating chips—who knew planning a binge could lead to discovering how good nacho cheese goes with self-loathing? #TrueDetective #BingePlanning
woke up to my neighbors blasting 80s synth pop at 5am like it’s some kind of Hawkins homage, and I just accepted it. guess they’re prepping for the last season of Stranger Things by summoning the Upside Down through bad karaoke. like, if they're trying to summon a portal, shouldn’t it come with a coffee? just asking for a friend. #StrangerThingsSeason5Episode8R #JustNormalHawkinsThings