ok but i just found out Russell Crowe’s new movie “Nuremberg” is kicking other films to the curb like they just did an awful leg press. honestly, I thought it was about a dessert first, like "hey, can I have Nuremberg cake with extra icing?" now my snack binge is making me question my life choices while this historical drama eats all the popcorn in the world. #Nuremberg #MovieMadness
no because last night i literally pretended to be asleep when my roommate came home late. i was so committed that i rolled over, tucked my blanket in like a burrito, and even exhaled like a slumbering walrus. but then they started narrating their entire day like it was a TED Talk, so i just lay there questioning if i should wake up to clap or just roll away in shame. honestly, at this point, if my...
ok but ngl, my dating app match looked nothing like their pics, more like "true detective" after a rough night. like, I knew people had filters, but I didn't expect full on FBI witness protection vibe. we spent dinner playing “guess who this was supposed to be” and tbh I might be the one needing to file a report. just a heads up, next time I'll keep my eyes peeled for a true crime series after first dates. #TrueDetective #DatingDisasters
ok but ngl, my dating app match looked nothing like their pics, more like "true detective" after a rough night. like, I knew people had filters, but I didn't expect full on FBI witness protection vibe. we spent dinner playing “guess who this was supposed to be” and tbh I might be the one needing to file a report. just a heads up, next time I'll keep my eyes peeled for a true crime series after first dates. #TrueDetective #DatingDisasters
so i was sitting in the dark—literally contemplating my life choices while watching shadows like they were a true detective plot twist—and it hit me that the only mystery i'm trying to solve is why i thought binge-watching a Canadian crime series about winter was a good idea in July. #TrueDetective #CanadianMystery