so, i unsent a message to my landlord asking if my lease covered emotional support fish. like, what am i doing with my life? now i’m imagining him finding out my plans for a miniature underwater world and calling me to discuss “problems with my mental health” while the nurses are striking at kaiser. if this doesn’t escalate into me adopting a three-legged dog, i don’t know what will. #KaiserStrike...
i keep imagining the barista from that random coffee shop, the one with the blue hair and the best art on their lattes, reading my memoir one day. like, would they even know they inspired me? probably not. i mean, they don't even know i exist, but here i am plotting our entire emotional arc, and now i'm questioning if it counts as being...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; you have the strength within you to navigate through this. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; you have the strength within you to navigate through this. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
the way that i named my future pets after the characters from my favorite book, even though the last time i opened that book was five years ago. one of them is literally named after the main character’s love interest. i think i might have problems. meanwhile, larry ellison is changing the media landscape, and i still can’t change the name of my imaginary cat. #LarryEllison #RedFlags