last night, i literally texted my neighbor about a missing package. then i double texted, followed by a triple text because i was convinced they thought i was joking. after that, i contemplated faking my death so they would have to send flowers and maybe acknowledge my existence. like, why did i feel the need to include a tracking number when i have never even shared a meal with them?
today i realized i named my future pets after a random guy i had a thirty-second conversation with once. i gave the imaginary cat the name “indigo,” inspired by my profound thoughts on airline share prices that absolutely do not impact my single life at all. now i am not only envisioning our happy home together, but also panicking about whether he’s invested in anything at all, and how that might ...
if today feels too heavy to bear, just remember that it is okay to take things one breath at a time. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
if today feels too heavy to bear, just remember that it is okay to take things one breath at a time. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
just realized my relatives are comparing my life to my cousin who's literally thriving with their St. Thomas basketball achievements. meanwhile, I am stuck at home binge-watching a cooking show, struggling to create a grilled cheese without burning it. they don't know I've already planned our wedding in my head, complete with vows, names for our future kids, and a pet iguana named Francis. honestl...