so my boss just stole credit for my project and got promoted, while i am sitting here with a mug that says “world's okayest employee,” feeling like a cartoon character watching their dreams float away in a balloon. HR is like, “no proof,” meanwhile my dignity is fading faster than the last slice of pizza at a party nobody wanted to be at.
so there i was, on the bus, totally lost in thought and accidentally started sharing this embarrassing story about my high school crush out loud to the lady next to me, only to realize like a full minute in she was not actually part of my conversation. just her face, like pure confusion while i just kept rambling about how he thought my shoes were weird or something, ugh why do i do this to myself
so i literally spilled an entire cup of coffee on my laptop and just thought my life was over, but somehow it turned back on and i honestly cannot believe i got so lucky, like my heart dropped at first but now it is just pure relief.
so i literally spilled an entire cup of coffee on my laptop and just thought my life was over, but somehow it turned back on and i honestly cannot believe i got so lucky, like my heart dropped at first but now it is just pure relief.
i really thought my plants were all gonna die when i forgot to water them for a week and then i found out they are actually thriving - like, how did that even happen? now i feel like maybe my luck is turning or something because i was so stressed about it all and now they are actually so green and happy.