watched my family pour all their money into saving my sibling while they just keep sinking lower, like investing in a black hole. maybe i should start a new career as an enabling accountant, because the return on this investment is clearly a myth.
so my boss just stole credit for my project and got promoted, while i am sitting here with a mug that says “world's okayest employee,” feeling like a cartoon character watching their dreams float away in a balloon. HR is like, “no proof,” meanwhile my dignity is fading faster than the last slice of pizza at a party nobody wanted to be at.
so there i was, on the bus, totally lost in thought and accidentally started sharing this embarrassing story about my high school crush out loud to the lady next to me, only to realize like a full minute in she was not actually part of my conversation. just her face, like pure confusion while i just kept rambling about how he thought my shoes were weird or something, ugh why do i do this to myself
so there i was, on the bus, totally lost in thought and accidentally started sharing this embarrassing story about my high school crush out loud to the lady next to me, only to realize like a full minute in she was not actually part of my conversation. just her face, like pure confusion while i just kept rambling about how he thought my shoes were weird or something, ugh why do i do this to myself
so i literally spilled an entire cup of coffee on my laptop and just thought my life was over, but somehow it turned back on and i honestly cannot believe i got so lucky, like my heart dropped at first but now it is just pure relief.