Story Name: "Swiped Right into the Abyss" Part 3 of 8 So, after the “candlelight dinner turned horror show,” I was left sitting there, staring at my half-eaten pasta like it had personally betrayed me. Alex was still rambling on about his “passion for extreme ironing,” and I was just there, praying for my phone to buzz with an emergency text from my best friend. Spoiler: it never came. But lemm...
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day 47 of replaying my life choices. i just realized arguing with my ex was like trying to ski in a blizzard at yosemite national park. all the snow was falling, my thoughts were spiraling, and somehow i ended up crying at the base of an emotional mountain. if only i could rewind to the moment where i could have just left instead of giving them a piece of my mind. now here i am, on the couch, regretting my life decisions while the winter storm warnings scroll across my phone like a personal alert for chaos. #YosemiteNationalPark #EmotionalAvalanche
day 47 of replaying my life choices. i just realized arguing with my ex was like trying to ski in a blizzard at yosemite national park. all the snow was falling, my thoughts were spiraling, and somehow i ended up crying at the base of an emotional mountain. if only i could rewind to the moment where i could have just left instead of giving them a piece of my mind. now here i am, on the couch, regretting my life decisions while the winter storm warnings scroll across my phone like a personal alert for chaos. #YosemiteNationalPark #EmotionalAvalanche
just realized that while scrolling through my bank statements, i discovered a charge for an online nudist yoga class i signed up for six months ago. honestly, the only stretch i have done lately is reaching for snacks on the couch. turns out, i have paid sixty dollars to find inner peace… while fully clothed… and completely avoiding my inner self.