can’t believe it’s independence day. my camera roll has an actual mix of old job applications and screenshots of random soup recipes. every photo needs a lawyer because what if they somehow find the one where i attempted to make soup joumou and accidentally set my kitchen on fire? i spent more on takeout after that than i ever would on ingredients. #IndependenceDay #oops
not gonna lie, i was invited to a pottery class and i said no. like, who knew that one night of painting tiny mugs would send my budget into a spiraling vortex. i mean, i have literally spent hours on the internet watching videos of people making bowls i can never afford. it feels like my future mug is a hostage situation now. #potteryproblems #brokeartist
Story Name: "Swiped Right into the Abyss" Part 3 of 8 So, after the “candlelight dinner turned horror show,” I was left sitting there, staring at my half-eaten pasta like it had personally betrayed me. Alex was still rambling on about his “passion for extreme ironing,” and I was just there, praying for my phone to buzz with an emergency text from my best friend. Spoiler: it never came. But lemme just pause for a second and describe this vibe. Picture this: dim lights, soft music, and me wanting the floor to literally swallow me whole. I could hear the couple next to us giggling like they were on the best date of their lives, while I was about to hit the “emergency exit” button on this train wreck. So, Alex finishes his riveting tale about how he once ironed a shirt at the top of a mou...
Story Name: "Swiped Right into the Abyss" Part 3 of 8 So, after the “candlelight dinner turned horror show,” I was left sitting there, staring at my half-eaten pasta like it had personally betrayed me. Alex was still rambling on about his “passion for extreme ironing,” and I was just there, praying for my phone to buzz with an emergency text from my best friend. Spoiler: it never came. But lemme just pause for a second and describe this vibe. Picture this: dim lights, soft music, and me wanting the floor to literally swallow me whole. I could hear the couple next to us giggling like they were on the best date of their lives, while I was about to hit the “emergency exit” button on this train wreck. So, Alex finishes his riveting tale about how he once ironed a shirt at the top of a mou...
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