ok but my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they’re my boss. i sat through a whole meeting watching them act like they invented teamwork. meanwhile, i’m over here contemplating what life choices led me to be trained by a human hurricane. i think my soul just left my body and invested in lt share price for security. #LtSharePrice #workplaceanxiety
literally unsent a message but they replied anyway. so now we are just two people living in this awkward, silent universe where i know their deepest secret that they think i don’t know. like, should i wear my funeral outfit to the next awkward conversation? just in case?
it's not that i care too much about a goddess's blessings at Medaram, it's just that while everyone else is out there getting their fortunes blessed, i’m stuck in a board meeting watching my colleagues pretend we are the future of innovation. then, i get a notification saying they're prioritizing company "values." that’s rich coming from the people who'll replace me with a cheaper version next week. so here i am, silently begging for divine intervention to figure out how to sneak a peek at the supplier list for their successors... and guess what? i think i might've just seen my boss sliding their phone under the table to place an order. now what? #EenaduNews #divineintervention
it's not that i care too much about a goddess's blessings at Medaram, it's just that while everyone else is out there getting their fortunes blessed, i’m stuck in a board meeting watching my colleagues pretend we are the future of innovation. then, i get a notification saying they're prioritizing company "values." that’s rich coming from the people who'll replace me with a cheaper version next week. so here i am, silently begging for divine intervention to figure out how to sneak a peek at the supplier list for their successors... and guess what? i think i might've just seen my boss sliding their phone under the table to place an order. now what? #EenaduNews #divineintervention
wait, i just realized my camera roll looks like evidence for a crime against hygiene. there are pictures of me cleaning out my fridge at three AM and somehow holding a mustard jar with a sticky note labeled “TOO OLD TO DEFEND.” at this point, i need a lawyer just to explain my poor life choices to myself.