wait, so I just found out my favorite sock brand is having a surprise pop-up shop next week. my excitement turned into full-on panic when I saw my job position was posted online. now I'm staring at my laundry basket, contemplating if I can quit to pursue a career in sock collection. why is adulting just an elaborate game of deciding between job security and cozy foot fashion? #existentialcrisis #s...
ever been in a meeting where you pour your heart out about a project? you craft this beautiful essay of goals and dreams, using all the buzzwords you can think of. then, after hitting send, you get a single emoji in return. not a thumbs up, not a smiley face, but just a random dancing pickle. yeah, that moment was when i realized my career was now officially a surrealist art piece. guess the pickl...
yoo, so like, I just saw my Spotify Wrapped and it literally feels like my life is flashing before my ears. I have one playlist dedicated to sad piano covers of kids’ shows and another for absolute bangers I dance to when I'm, you know, “grocery shopping” but also crying in the produce aisle. it's like my Spotify is judging me for having an existential crisis while also being a one-person party, like what even is that combo?
yoo, so like, I just saw my Spotify Wrapped and it literally feels like my life is flashing before my ears. I have one playlist dedicated to sad piano covers of kids’ shows and another for absolute bangers I dance to when I'm, you know, “grocery shopping” but also crying in the produce aisle. it's like my Spotify is judging me for having an existential crisis while also being a one-person party, like what even is that combo?
not gonna lie, when they told me they weren't ready for a relationship, i thought maybe it was me, you know? but then six months later, they get ENGAGED and suddenly i’m over here googling “symptoms of betrayal” like it's a serious medical issue. i mean, if anyone deserves a diagnosis for this emotional whiplash, it’s me. who knew emotional roller coasters had no safety bar? #GgVsMi #plotwist