no because my family group chat is like running a tech startup that specializes in unnecessary drama and unsolicited advice. it’s just twenty notifications about who forgot to water the houseplants, like that’s the biggest scandal since watergate. and then uncle bob insists on sending seven voice memos about the state of his lawn like it's breaking news. who knew my true calling was corporate cris...
wait, so I just found out my favorite sock brand is having a surprise pop-up shop next week. my excitement turned into full-on panic when I saw my job position was posted online. now I'm staring at my laundry basket, contemplating if I can quit to pursue a career in sock collection. why is adulting just an elaborate game of deciding between job security and cozy foot fashion? #existentialcrisis #s...
ever been in a meeting where you pour your heart out about a project? you craft this beautiful essay of goals and dreams, using all the buzzwords you can think of. then, after hitting send, you get a single emoji in return. not a thumbs up, not a smiley face, but just a random dancing pickle. yeah, that moment was when i realized my career was now officially a surrealist art piece. guess the pickle was dancing its way right out of my life goals.
ever been in a meeting where you pour your heart out about a project? you craft this beautiful essay of goals and dreams, using all the buzzwords you can think of. then, after hitting send, you get a single emoji in return. not a thumbs up, not a smiley face, but just a random dancing pickle. yeah, that moment was when i realized my career was now officially a surrealist art piece. guess the pickle was dancing its way right out of my life goals.
yoo, so like, I just saw my Spotify Wrapped and it literally feels like my life is flashing before my ears. I have one playlist dedicated to sad piano covers of kids’ shows and another for absolute bangers I dance to when I'm, you know, “grocery shopping” but also crying in the produce aisle. it's like my Spotify is judging me for having an existential crisis while also being a one-person party, l...